Day 328: Embrace my femininity
July 27, 2011 § 1 Comment
The internet thinks I’m a woman.
You’ll remember that a few months ago I posted about an initiative to “Man Upd.” Well, after today’s findings, I think we can say with all certainty that this initiative failed. After using complex formulas to examine my language on the Novice du Jour, the website GenderAnalyzer.com determined there is a 67% chance I’m a woman. It seems I am subconsciously effeminate . No insight is given as to how or why this is the case, so I don’t have any hope of fixing the problem. I guess it’s time to jump ship on the whole testosterone surge. Gonna go shave my chest now.