Day 327: Order off an infomercial

July 26, 2011 § Leave a comment

Today I bought a Shake Weight.

“This is not a workout, this is a revolution.” This was the line that caught my attention in the wee hours of the morning while flipping channels. I’ve been sleeping out on the couch because our only A/C unit is in the living room, which has made it all too convenient to stay up late watching television. I could blame my purchase on exhaustion, on the fact that I’ve never bought anything off of TV before, or on this incredible infomercial:

Shake Weight For Men offers pure mastery over the male physique. When I heard that it was only $29.95 IF I ORDERED NOW, a sense of urgency gripped me. I ran to the phone, dialed the number on the screen and spouted out my credit card number.  It ships in 3 to 7 business days.

I’ll do a demonstration when it arrives…

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