Day 285: Lose to Stephanie at bowling

June 14, 2011 § Leave a comment

T is for Tyler. It’s also for Loser.

I’ll be straightforward – in high school I was an actor, not an athlete. However, a score of 67 in a game of bowling is damn near inexcusable. In the above game, Stephanie ate me alive. This is a first.

I’ve got a million excuses.

Gripping the 14 lbs of bowling ball made my knuckles swell. Cosmic bowl made it difficult to see arrows in the lane. I was experimenting with a new method of throwing the ball with spin instead of shooting it head on.

But no matter what justification I conjure, the fact is that out of seven games, I only broke 100 once. If bowling scores are a metric to measure testosterone levels, then I’m a fairy princess.

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