Day 253: Forget
May 14, 2011 § Leave a comment
No, I’m not really on the moon. That’s just me at 5 am, waking up in a cold sweat to realize I forgot to write a blog post last night.
I’m surprised that it has taken this long for me to accidentally fall asleep without updating. I just came home from a party and crashed. I have a talent for being able to fall asleep in any position on any surface. Some might call that talent narcolepsy.
I could whine to you about the stress of updating a daily blog. The hours I spend contriving new ideas, forcing myself to try gross foods or attend unsavory events. The embarrassment I put myself through. But I could never do that. This blog is a blast and I don’t regret a minute of it.
So, please forgive me. It won’t happen again. I ask that you accept this peace offering: