Day 212: Fool my readers
April 3, 2011 § Leave a comment
Please, do you really think I have so few scruples?
I’m surprised that no one realized yesterday’s post, “Day 211: Get a Brazilian wax,” was for April Fool’s Day. I mean, 50 percent off a bikini wax is still $20. Considering some of my former posts, I guess it isn’t altogether unbelievable that I would go through with it. Which doesn’t reflect very positively on me.
Following last night’s post, I received text messages saying things like, “Tell me you didn’t.” and “U got a boyzillian?!” I was starting to get the vibe that people were impressed.
So readers, I promise this fabrication is a one-time thing, but am supremely pleased that so many of you believed that I went through with it.
Cheers to you and also to the fact that I still have all of my body hair.