Day 164: Get a sugar mama

February 14, 2011 § 9 Comments

On Friday, Procter & Gamble offered Stephanie a job – a job that today we decided she should take.

You may remember that I mentioned in a past post a project in which she worked with feminine care products last quarter. It was because of her work on that project that she was asked to interview. P&G flew her out to Cincinnati, where they are headquartered, and took a full day to interview her.

She’ll be a designer in the feminine care department, but it sounds like she’ll be working with some really great people. The job is in Cincinnati, which Steph said feels kind of quaint and reminds her of a smaller Portland.

Oh, and I forget to mention, she’ll be making awesome money. I’m not going to tell you how much, but Stephanie’s mom calculated it, and if she were to be paid in tampons, it would come out to almost 1.5 million per year. It also gives 3 weeks vacation and opportunities to travel.

We look forward to finding an apartment using criteria other than “the cheapest place we won’t get mugged in front of.” I’m pretty sure that granite counter tops of her own have been one of Stephanie’s dreams since birth.

Now we’re on the brink of the next adventure, and I still have six months of grad school left!



§ 9 Responses to Day 164: Get a sugar mama

  • Grandpa Dick says:

    Great news about Stephs job offer. She has worked very hard and deserves this opportunity. Obviously I’m very proud of Steph. Love Grandpa Dick

  • Kenny Hughes says:

    😦 Farewell dear Tyler.

  • Kenny Hughes says:

    Oh and congratulations Stephanie! That’s really exciting!

    • Kenny Hughes says:

      uh…going off Target’s website, at $6.99 for a box of 54 tampons, Stephanie is going to be making around $180,000 a year. You’re rich! :-p

      • Tyler Moss says:

        Hahaha, I’m going to be honest, I’m not sure which tampons Stephanie’s mom used to calculate, so I won’t divulge whether or not that is accurate.

  • Shireen Niezgoda says:

    How funny this is to see that Kenny is searching tampon prices at Target. And even funnier is to see Tyler & Kenny discussing tampons. Never would I have imagined discussing tampons with Tyler and his friends. My calculation of Stephanie’s salary in tampons will not be divulged:)

  • Stephanie says:

    Maybe they can solve the confusion by just paying me directly in tampons. Millions of tampons.

    • Kenny Hughes says:

      Haha, I can see it now:

      Store Clerk: “That’ll be $12.50 miss”

      Stephanie: “Okay so how much is that in tampons…?”

      Store Clerk: “…”

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